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Disclaimer: amusement and what is silly is in the eye of the reader; some off-color words may be found but no offense is intended; please bring your sense of humor.

 

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Think Geek
Home to fun, nerdy, and even practical office, computer, and geeky toys and accessories. Start a Nerf battle between cubicles, brighten up your desk with sci-fi decor, or pick up a new computer gadget.
www.thinkgeek.com

Cubicle Heroes
Finally, the drudgery of corporate life has been captured in a play set for adults! Get your own cubicle kit complete with a worker, desk, computer, phone, and chair, along with motivational posters and other poke-fun accessories. Amuse yourself with a job title generator, and more.
www.cubefigures.com

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Go To Top of PageBlonde Humor

BlondeStar
A hilarious parody of the OnStar system for the blondes (and friends of blondes) with a sense of humor; audio required. BlondeStar video

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Don't Make Me Laugh
Collection of jokes, riddles, funny thoughts and general humor!

Jokes, Pictures & More
Lots of Jokes & Funny Pictures: www.lotsofjokes.com

Silly Puns
Funny twists to words

Go To Top of PageQuotable Quotes

Life is Short; Eat Dessert First
"Stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Coincidence? I think not!" ~Author Unknown

Research tells us fourteen out of any ten individuals likes chocolate.  ~Sandra Boynton

Vegetables are a must on a diet.  I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.  ~Jim Davis, "Garfield"

Technology
"If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into committees. That'll do them in." ~Author Unknown

"I just wish my mouth had a backspace key." ~Author Unknown

The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers. ~Sydney J. Harris

The problem with troubleshooting is that trouble shoots back.  ~Author Unknown

Hardware:  the parts of a computer that can be kicked.  ~Jeff Pesis

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.  ~Author Unknown

More Amusing Quotations
Funny quotes (you be the judge) from www.coolquotes.com
www.coolquotes.com/funny_quotes.php

Go To Top of PageSilly (and sometimes informative) Websites

How Many of Me?
Do you have an unusual name or are there a lot of other people in the United States with the same name? Check out how common your name is (at least in the U.S.) at
ww2.howmanyofme.com

Icon Story
So you think your Windows icons look pretty tame? Here's what can happen when you leave your computer on all night.
http://www.justracin.net/is.swf

Practice Your Putt
Hey Golfers! How's your short game? Even if you aren't a golfer, you could become addictive to this putting practice.
www.matchpractice.com/game

Neatorama
Learn something new everyday. Interesting facts, funny cool pictures, top 10 lists, and other smart, funny, addictive content.
www.neatorama.com

The Image Quiz
This Google-based site shows you some images, you figure out what search derived them. It's not terribly difficult but is one way to take a breather from cleaning up spam and generating spreadsheets.
http://www.gamesforthebrain.com/game/imagequiz/

Snowy Day
Recall childhood memories of catching (low-pollution, pre-acid rain) snowflakes on your tongues or experience it for the first time with this Flash game
www.powerdesign.com/images/interactive/flakemates/index.php

Great for Geography Geeks
Do you want to prove your geography savvy? What do you remember from grade/primary school? See if you can accurately place  the 50 states of the United States, continents, oceans, European capitals, and more. Compliments of www.SheppardSoftware.com

Wacky Uses
These are at least six things you can do with peanut butter, besides eat it. Eight things with Alka-Seltzer. 10 new uses for ChapStick. Check out Joey Green's Wacky Uses website, along with his mad scientist experiments and weird facts.
www.wackyuses.com

Tongue-In-Cheek
If you claim a dry sense of humor, take a break and visit some of these website parodies by John Walkenbach who is also extremely talented in the Excel world.
http://www.j-walk.com/other/

Ban a Font? Get a Life!
These folks want to ban the Comic Sans font that Microsoft introduced back in 1995. They have a point. The faux-hand lettered typeface is everywhere, usually in places where it comes off (as the site puts it) like a guy attending a black-tie event in a clown costume. See some examples of Comic Sans abuse (some real, some amusingly Photoshopped) here.
www.bancomicsans.com

Go To Top of PageHoliday Humor & Fun

Halloween-Carve Your Own Pumpkin
Carve your own custom pumpkin without all of the mess! See your final creation light up for your Halloween entertainment.
Halloween Pumpkin Carving

Halloween-Pumpkin Faces
Amazing and realistic pumpkin carvings and fascinating pumpkin faces from PumpkinGutter.com.
PowerPoint highlights of pumpkin faces

Snowball Fight
From the movie Elf, practice your snowball skills. Just don't hit Santa or the game might be over!
Elf & Santa Snowball Game

Santa's Jigsaw Puzzle
Enjoy a few minutes of distraction with this Santa jigsaw puzzle and card.
Christmas Jigsaw Puzzle

St. Patrick's Day-Leprekong 2 Game
You've never seen a leprechaun like this; his temper outweighed only by his biceps. Inspired by the popular Donkey Kong game of the '80s, it's a challenging game.
St. Patrick's Day Leprechaun Game

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